By Charles Stampul
Karl Marx perfected the art of exploiting people in his personal life while developing a way to scale the practice. One could imagine him roasting Genghis Kahn in hell.
20 million, is that all you could muster, Kahn? I’m responsible for 100 million deaths in the twentieth century alone.
You didn’t kill the people yourself, Marx.
I didn’t have to.
Your ideas are out of favor today?
Are they now? Have you ever heard of critical race theory?
You can’t take credit for that.
Ever heard the words ze, hir or hirs?
But they’re not killing over that nonsense.
Not much, yet, but give it time.
You’re a megalomaniac, Marx.
It’s all me Kahn, it’s clear as day. And why is the Pol Pot calling the kettle black?
I see what you did there.
You see Kahn, your killing stopped when you died. I wrote the Communist Manifesto. No one reads it, but they get the idea. Take people’s envy and use it against them. Be their champion, tell them you will help them get what’s rightfully theirs and take everything they’ve got. They will kill and die for you.
It’s brilliant I’ll give you that Karl, but remember I ruled before the printing press.
Books are great but they are not really necessary. Disarm children of the capacity to think in government schools and they will swallow any lie. Destroy the family and you will have an army at your disposal. And I mean disposal.
I’ve still killed a larger percentage of the population.
Genghis, please! Do you see what’s happening in America right now? Tell me it’s any different.
I didn’t think it would happen there.
I knew it would. It’s been clear since 1965. It’s only taken some time.
You were taking Vietnam and you already had your sights on the opposition.
And I didn’t lift a finger, never have. I just watch it all unfold. My ideas do all the work. And Adam Smith sits up in heaven weeping.
They have a president whole fleeced Ukraine and another with credible rape allegations who has been to Epstein Island and they raid the home of the one who builds buildings and ended a streak of new wars, that’s perfect evil.
Evil can only be reached for, Genghis, it is never fully achieved.
Wait a second, I never actually saw the devil down here?
That’s right Kahn, you’ve been talking to him.
My God!
At your service.
Tell me how?
Jesus taught men to give and care for others on their own volition. I’ve got people to go after what they haven’t earned by force.
Force begets force.
Just as charity begot charity. And free enterprise brought riches. Force brings poverty and poverty makes people desperate, ready to serve the proper power. The West is my greatest achievement.
I bow to you, Marx.
The whole world bows to me, Khan.
Charles Stampul is the author of I Am Free To Learn. He writes at https://simplicityandpurity.
Right on the money! Our civilization has been going downhill in the last 30 years or more.
This is the Democrat Wet Dream….
(but most of the Rank and File Democrats don’t even know it.)