Karma Comes to Davos: Klaus Schwab Busted for Fraud, Misconduct, and Rigging Reports
the staff of the Ridgewood blog
It couldn’t have happened to a more self-important globalist: Klaus Schwab, the founder of the World Economic Forum (WEF) and spiritual guru of “eat bugs, own nothing, and be happy” fame, has been exposed as a cad, a fraud, and possibly a frequent flyer on the WEF’s luxury gravy train.
An internal investigation—sparked by whistleblowers who apparently couldn’t take another vegan canape—has uncovered that Schwab and his wife racked up over $1 million in questionable travel expenses. You know, the kind of expenses that go just beyond “first class” and veer into “I’ll take the jet with the caviar minibar.”
Global Competitiveness Report… Or Global Creative Writing Project?
As if suspicious expense reports weren’t enough, the investigation revealed that Schwab manipulated the WEF’s flagship Global Competitiveness Report—yes, the one used by policymakers and economists around the globe.
Apparently, Schwab took some creative liberties with the rankings after the UK voted for Brexit, presumably deciding that reality needed a little… editing. Who knew global economic assessments had plot twists?
Davos: Where You’re Lectured on Carbon While Elites Munch Lobster
For over 50 years, Schwab turned the sleepy Swiss ski resort town of Davos into the Met Gala for finger-wagging billionaires, drawing in celebrities, corporate titans, UN officials, and folks who believe owning a private jet is fine—as long as it runs on vibes and virtue signaling.
Each January, this crowd would gather to warn the world about your carbon footprint, all while polishing off foie gras and vintage champagne. Now, it turns out the moral high ground was more of a bunny hill.
Let the Elite Eat Bugs… and Bill the WEF
Let’s not forget the WEF’s most meme-worthy moment: proposing that humans eat bugs to save the planet. Meanwhile, the Forum’s founding couple apparently saved the receipts for luxury accommodations, gourmet feasts, and enough jet fuel to roast a cricket farm.
With the investigation revealing both workplace misconduct and academic dishonesty, Schwab’s legacy is looking more like a TED Talk meets Enron.
What’s Next for Davos? A Netflix Scandal Doc?
Now that Klaus has been unceremoniously shown the door (or more likely, the private chalet exit), will this spell the end of the Great Annual Gathering of Social-Climbing Snobs?
Let’s hope so.
Because the rest of us are pretty tired of being scolded by people who burn more fuel in a weekend than we do in a lifetime—and then tell us to take cold showers and skip meat to save the planet.
Final Thoughts: Pass the Popcorn
With more findings likely to emerge, Schwab may go down not just as the WEF’s founder, but as the man who finally gave the world permission to laugh at Davos—and question whether we should ever take moral advice from elites who believe accountability is for other people.
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