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Ridgewood Police Investigate Public Lewdness Complaint

Ridgewood Police Penis Complaint
photo courtesy of Boyd Loving’s Facebook
Ridgewood Police Investigate Public Lewdness Complaint 
March 2,2016
the staff of the Ridgewood blog

Ridgewood NJ., Ridgewood PD is currently investigating a report provided by an adult female who looked out of her apartment door peephole just prior to 1:00 PM on Tuesday, 03/01 and saw a man’s penis placed near the peephole. Obviously a tall man .

It is unclear as to whether she was responding to a knock on the door, or heard a noise of some sort in the hallway. A description of the actor was provided to responding uniformed patrol officers. No person matching the description was spotted in the neighborhood following a brief canvass.

10 thoughts on “Ridgewood Police Investigate Public Lewdness Complaint

  1. OH , come on now.

  2. LOL. What exactly was the description?

  3. A man’s penis. As opposed to…..a woman’s?

  4. That must have been one long penis or one low peephole. I’m just sayin’

  5. This is just too dumb to believe. 10:13 am is right.

  6. Four feet off the ground?

  7. It was an Alaskan Bull Worm!

  8. Expect more of this when the garage dwellers move into town…

  9. According to Marco r ubio he must have argue hands

  10. well maybe he was on a ladder. this is the best.

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