TOP TEN THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY ON THANKSGIVING
01. Talk about a huge breast!
02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.…
03. It’s Cool Whip time!
04. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
05. That’s one terrific spread!
06. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
07. Are you ready for seconds yet?
08. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
09. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10. Don’t play with your meat.