TOP TEN THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY ON THANKSGIVING
01. Talk about a huge breast!
02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.…
03. It’s Cool Whip time!
04. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
05. That’s one terrific spread!
06. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
07. Are you ready for seconds yet?
08. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
09. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10. Don’t play with your meat.
Mine is usually “Where is the Italian Brioski ” Alka Selsa –You see I can’t even spell it.
I remember that. In a blue large bottle. thank for that Dom.
If the host is pretty, I’ll say ‘ I can’t wait to eat your pie!”
“Hostess..not host!” (corrected)