August 26,2015
Jason Vigorito
Ridgewood NJ, Ridgewood and AshleyMadison.com Congratulations, Ridgewood, you rank thirteenth on the list of NJ’s municipalities for marriage infidelity, according to AshleyMadison.com! Hmmm, not something to brag about, I suppose; but, the news is interesting nonetheless.
AshleyMadison.com, for those not in the know, is a meet-up site created specifically for married individuals who want to have those dreamy, lusty secret affairs. Problem is, the site was hacked weeks ago, and the cat’s out of the bag–see the clean pun there?
Reddit compiled a list of the most popular spots to find Ashley Madison’s users, with the attitudinally driven Garden State ranking third among the fifty and Ridgewood ranking thirteenth in the state. In terms of specifics, 6,000 of Ridgewood’s 25,000 residents are Ashley Madison users: a whopping 24% of you, or nearly one out of every four!!! There must be a lot of unhappy matrimony in the beautiful village.
Of course, the numbers aren’t solid, mind you. People lie about where they are and their marital status, zip codes overlap, and how many of those profiles are even legitimate what with duplicates and the like.
For what it’s worth, Ridgewood, you made the cut for social media savvy and networking prowess. (I am a cup half-full kind of guy, after all). What say you?
https://patch.com/new-jersey/newarknj/newark-among-top-100-nj-communities-ashley-madison-affairs
I bet the PolyAmory sites have lots of 07450 clients as well…..
All the fancy schools, Wall Street jobs and for what?
Mommys banging the tennis instructor and daddy’s
Banging anything that has a heartbeat…one big happy family.
Pathetic…
take out the kids and does that look more like almost 1 per household?
Take out kids, the unmarried and the very elderly and you end up with roughly 50%, or an average of 1 per married household. That seems like an absurd overstatement to me, I know some guys who cheat, but I believe its a small minority overall.
Those numbers are not possible.
Its those dam union thugs, all 6000 of them. It would never be those Wall St types.
Oy, Crikey…that’s a lot of Ridgewood residents messing around…most of them are probably Somerville-district swingers….a perpetual house party for perpetual adolescents.
It’s not necessarily “those who cheat” when trying to analyze these numbers. In this case, it’s those “who would like to cheat”.
Somebody did an activity analysis of the female AM population and discovered that approximately 98% of them were fake profiles. Basically, Ashley Madison was one big online sausage party with a bunch of losers paying for the privilege of sending messages to dead mailboxes with pretty avatars. Link below.
https://gizmodo.com/almost-none-of-the-women-in-the-ashley-madison-database-1725558944
Bushes fault
Well they we’re looking for bush!!
You believe that Declan ? WOW
Saisage party sounds more like Willard.
I’m willing to believe that many people who sign in are merely curious and anyone with half a brain uses an alias. Over 6,000 people from Ridgewood representing nearly every household SURELY can’t really be participating. If so we are in unbelievably big trouble.
“I’m willing to believe that many people who sign in are merely curious” Sure thats like telling your wife after being out all night at a strip club. I went there cause I was just curious. Let us know on the Ridgewood Blog how did that work for you?