Need health care coverage? Just dial 1-800-F**KYO to reach Obamacare’s national hotline
Need health insurance? The Obama administration has you covered. Simply dial 1-800-FUCKYO to reach the next available health-care provider.
Far from being a mistype, that’s the official number that Health and Human Services wants Americans to dial when seeking health care. Obamacare’s national call center really did list its number as 1-800-318-2596, helpfully spelling out President Barack Obama’s tendency to blatantly flip the bird in plain view.
After allowing for the lack of letters attached to 1 on a traditional American telephone keypad, the number spells out a clear message. For every duped voter, every young invincible weighing the cost of a penalty versus a newly tripled yearly deductible, every ailing old granny in a wheelchair (whom, remember, Paul Ryan wants to push off a cliff) who needs adequate and affordable health care, Obama’s message is
1-800-3(F) 8(U) 2(C) 5(K) 9(Y) 6(O).
That’s 1-800-FUCKYO. Sadly, the Obama administration failed to swap the useless 1 for a more functional 8 to complete the heartfelt message, perhaps in consolation to former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel’s tragically shortened middle finger.
It’s not the first time:
https://stopobamanowsd.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/obama_finger.jpg
https://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/obama-finger1.jpg?w=500
https://dancingczars.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/obama-middle-finger.jpg
Really reaching on this one huh? While the Tea Party holds the country hostage to stop an insurance exchange that the GOP used to support (look it up), they are criticising the fact that some government offical didn’t prescreen an 800 number for all possible alpha combinations that could spell a bad word.
Something for the over 50 crowd to get outraged over, and forward email chains to all their younger relatives who just roll their eyes and delete them.
Rob, the last time I saw, the exchanges are failing on their own and don’t need the clueless GOP to defund them. Hard to believe that you are doubling & tripling down on an epic failure of an American president. To be fair, the GOP is wandering aimlessly in the wilderness without a cohesive plan and should let the president continue his self-inflected downward spiral.