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Anonymous poop smearer loose in the Village of Ridgewood

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June 27,2015

the staff of the Ridgewood blogRidgewood NJ, Ridgewood Police report that on Saturday June 20, 2015, an employee at a service station on Goffle Road reported that an unidentified white male, about 5’10” with short blonde hair, 19-25 years of age, wearing shorts and a tee shirt entered the business bathroom where he wiped excrement on the walls, floor and toilet. The suspect left the area in a white van. This is the fourth such incident to occur at a Ridgewood business in the last week and anyone who might be able to identify the suspect is asked to contact the detective bureau at (201) 251-4536.

5 thoughts on “Anonymous poop smearer loose in the Village of Ridgewood

  1. Shit Happens.

  2. There are some not-anonymous poop-smearers on this blog.

  3. Hint: be on lookout for white van with brown fingerprints on the driver door

  4. Holy crap!
    This shit has got to stop.
    POS little blonde hair punk.
    What’s that smell?

  5. And flies 7:13

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