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BREAKING NEWS: Chestnut Street in Ridgewood is now “Handbag Safe”

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the staff of The Ridgewood Blog

Ridgewood NJ, all abandoned parking meter stanchions have been removed from Chestnut Street in Ridgewood.

Ridgewood Councilwoman Siobhan Winograd’s handbag, and the handbags of all others, is now safe from being damaged on Chestnut Street.

That’s all folks!

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25 thoughts on “BREAKING NEWS: Chestnut Street in Ridgewood is now “Handbag Safe”

  1. Siobhan is such a bitch. She publicly expressed her displeasure at not being informed this project was going to take place. I guess she was pissed about missing a photo/video op.

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    1. Really ! We see enough of her mug already!!

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    2. Please keep the language courteous–and this is from someone who agrees with you.

      There are more effective ways to express anger and disdain.

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      1. LOL!

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      2. Free Speech Tyrant strikes again.

    3. This is a ridiculous thread. Do you like the empty posts sitting there? No? Then shut up with the artificial drama and move on.

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      1. you voted for her no suck it up

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  2. The Handbags’ Lives Matter organization is powerful indeed. Next the twit will introduce an ordinance requiring all bars, taverns and local watering holes to install those little hook hangers under the bar so the handbags can safely be stowed. The hangers must be 2 inches wide and wrapped in velvet. There shall also be appropriate signage throughout the CBD directing ladies to handbag hanging areas. Since we are talking about designer handbags perhaps we can collect an hourly fee for handbag parking. This will help pay off the garage debt. Look for HLM to hold a rally in Van Neste Memoiral Park against squirrels next month.

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  3. Oh than God for that! I was so worried about my expensive designer handbag.

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  4. At least we are handling pet projects for the Council rather than doing relevant work for the residents.

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  5. This town embarrassing.

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  6. Budget Meeting was a disaster. Get ready for a 4% increase.

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    1. 4% is certainly better than the 10% they initially started with, and the interim 6%. They did say that getting to 4% might require layoffs though. Some of them want a number below 3%. Definitely layoffs then.

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      1. Good.
        Start with the fire department.
        Then move on to PD.
        Then the rest of the shovel learners in and about village hall.
        And sell the frickin water dept!

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        1. Why don’t you start with the water department that literally is distrubuting poison.

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  7. Siobhan is a ridiculous embarrassment. Sadly she was able to win because people were sick of Susan and had never heard of Van Goor. Too bad

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  8. Siobhan wanted to be photo’ed with the dangerous posts coming down. Get a life honey

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  9. Did you really find the unused poles useful or esthetic?

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    1. No, in fact there were complaints on this very blog about them a few weeks back.

      But any excuse for the daily two minutes hate.

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    2. The original meters (quarter machines) should have stayed.
      then there would be no problem

  10. If they need to save money.
    Well then start with the paid stipend’s ,

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  11. wingnut was elected by the same people who wanted to give up their right to vote on the school budget , and who gave the teachers and extra 25 minutes on the taxpayer with this late start BS

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  12. To be honest I could care less about unused poles downtown. I’m just having a blast ripping on this dumpster fire of human. The twit is such an easy target, and she never stops giving material up to use.
    HLM forever!
    Clear cut Schedler, get caught in a complete lie and oh yeah, pretend to love trees and the environment so much.
    Illegal firing of Heather.
    4 percent tax increase. (Remember when she was running around like her little, empty blonde head was on fire about a 3 percent tax increase during the depths of Covid)
    And when squirrels attack! Call the police! Call the governor! Quick call Edward James Almost! Help!
    All of this priceless material and it’s not even two months into their reign of terror.

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    1. A Dumpster Fire of a Councilman is appropriate for a Dumpster Fire of a Town…

  13. As we all expected, Siobhan just posted a video of herself standing on Chestnut Street praising the removal of the dead posts and talking about new trash cans. She’s a joke and a half.

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